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#461 sassmore4u

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 08:13 AM

what can i say, i'm dedicated to the cause

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 06:41 PM

its the only way i can enjoy breakfast foods

TPBM forgot something very important and feels incredibly guilty about it.

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 11:12 PM

oh shit... i can't even remember what i forgot and now i feel guilty

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 12:41 AM

You caught me!

The person below me has herpes from that one time at a brothel in Laos
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Posted 19 June 2011 - 06:06 PM

Those ladyboys are so appealing


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Posted 20 June 2011 - 11:28 AM

It blew my mind.

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Posted 20 June 2011 - 05:29 PM

Sorry, I broke my leg and there's not much to do. Saw something crazy last night though...

Tpbm could've had it all.
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Posted 20 June 2011 - 07:55 PM

Yes, but a large pizza is SOOOO filling...I just about burst.


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Posted 21 June 2011 - 11:31 AM

What's the point.

TPBM had an affair with a manaquin!
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Posted 21 June 2011 - 10:59 PM

*ahem* it's mannequin. all man, not back-talk. just how i like it :)

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Posted 21 June 2011 - 11:06 PM

I use a lot of lotion


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Posted 21 June 2011 - 11:57 PM

didn't just try it, it actually happened... it gets hot as HELL down here in texas!!

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Posted 22 June 2011 - 03:52 AM

Yeah, I Hired him to do my taxes this year. Out of a job, poor guy. I think the recession really hit him hard.

Also-- it's no lie, after they graduated some seniors would always egg "the grid", which is the parking lot the band practiced marching on. Not a good smell.

Tpbm's mom kicked them out for not cleaning the litter box.
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Posted 23 June 2011 - 03:35 PM

Was it mine or the cat's, I couldn't tell.

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