There is nothing serious about this. Keith and Anne chat in IRB chat every morning. And every morning keith badgers her about Ninja's being liars because they can't fly.
Keith believes her leaving is in fact the truth showing, that ninja's can not in fact fly. And she subconsciously can't come to terms with that.
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Started by Guest_satanne_*, Dec 22 2005 08:50 AM
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Posted 22 December 2005 - 10:52 PM
QUOTE(Lougan @ Dec 22 2005, 11:21 PM) 
There is nothing serious about this. Keith and Anne chat in IRB chat every morning. And every morning keith badgers her about Ninja's being liars because they can't fly.
Keith believes her leaving is in fact the truth showing, that ninja's can not in fact fly. And she subconsciously can't come to terms with that.
Keith tells a lot of tall tales, everyone knows Ninjas can fly (just ask Mark if you don't believe me). Anne just couldn't take the proper action due to the fact that she's tied down by work, else she would have totally flew to Keith's house and chopped his head off without thinking twice about it.
It's sad that Keith's jealousy has caused Anne to leave the mafia.
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Posted 23 December 2005 - 03:06 AM
Keef is 40 years old and 40 year olds are too set in their ways to be able to fully come to grips with the fact that ninjas can fly. His oldness is now impairing his judgement and it is having an ill effect on the planet. Aparently there is some blonde hairy bloke who stinks of yak on the look out for a bloke called Kevin. I have no idea if the two incidents are related.
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Posted 23 December 2005 - 07:15 AM
QUOTE(Zach @ Dec 22 2005, 10:34 PM)
John, quit trying to incite drama. Carl is right in his assumption, I know because I was talking to Sarah when she made the post. I had just read vanity's thread and mentioned it to her.
Fine. I take back what she said in regards to v4nity's post instead of the one on the main page about the pickle. But not the hypocrite part, because Sarah also posts about her personal crap in the forums.
This is a forum. People should be allowed to express their thoughts and share their ideas. That is what a forum is about. I didn't see any rules anywhere that state that people can't discuss their personal lives or opinions. Last I checked, this isn't a Marxist state.
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Posted 23 December 2005 - 07:23 AM
dude, its been solved, keep up, problem overted, end game, push the reset button, issue dropped, lets not keep this shit going in THREE different threads. Please. I'll close them all if I have to so that we can create one thread about this topic that only a couple people read or give a shit about.
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Posted 23 December 2005 - 09:23 AM
yes this thread is about ninja's being incapable of flight. And being liars.
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Posted 23 December 2005 - 10:34 AM
Lougan, you've been corrupted by Keith. For shame, man, for shame.
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Posted 23 December 2005 - 11:00 AM
Truth is not corruption.
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Posted 23 December 2005 - 11:17 AM
You don't speak the truth when you bash us Ninjas. Everyone knows Ninjas can fly. If you didn't know this, just ask Mark, he'll clue you in. Keith lies about the Ninjas because he is jealous of our stealthy abilities.
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Posted 23 December 2005 - 11:26 AM
the only times ninjas can fly is when they're on LSD.
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Posted 23 December 2005 - 12:16 PM
How is flying stealthy?
There is radar.
There is radar.
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Posted 23 December 2005 - 01:14 PM
NINJAS CAN FLY YOU JINGLE CLAAAAAAAAAAARTS
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Posted 23 December 2005 - 01:27 PM
QUOTE(Lougan @ Dec 23 2005, 01:16 PM)
How is flying stealthy?
There is radar.
Ninjas fly under the radar. Plus, radar is more likely to pick up large objects like planes than flying ninjas.
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Posted 23 December 2005 - 02:43 PM
radar works be reflecting the object it hits back to the control tower and depending on how it is made tells the operator what the object is
but then that is why american invented RAM (radar absorbant material). a human is a lot harder to spot than a plane.
the ninja mafia stole some RAM so radar is useless.
but then that is why american invented RAM (radar absorbant material). a human is a lot harder to spot than a plane.
the ninja mafia stole some RAM so radar is useless.
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Posted 23 December 2005 - 04:33 PM
Plus, ninjas can redirect any radar signals anywhere they want through sheer force of will. Ninjas use the RAM to avoid showing off too much.
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Posted 26 December 2005 - 07:28 AM
Much like the one can crush your skull with a single thought?
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Posted 27 December 2005 - 01:52 AM
Hmm Im dissapointed that ninjas have let out our secret about our ability to fly. For shame.
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Posted 27 December 2005 - 06:58 AM
I truley did not expect this to come of my resignation.
I really don't care if Ninjas can or cannot fly, or that Keith badgered me, or that there's even a mafia. My feeling aren't hurt WHATSOEVER, i don't care if people think this thread is stupid, or if they want to hark on others because they think it's stupid. I don't care that because of my resignation I might be stating that "Ninjas can't fly" or that they're "not stealthy".
I don't care. I just thought I would make it known that I wasn't a part of it anymore.
IN FACT, I may just protest the whole damn mafia. Both of them. I'm going to start my OWN mafia of "Anti-Mafia-ers"
Can't we all just get along?
I really don't care if Ninjas can or cannot fly, or that Keith badgered me, or that there's even a mafia. My feeling aren't hurt WHATSOEVER, i don't care if people think this thread is stupid, or if they want to hark on others because they think it's stupid. I don't care that because of my resignation I might be stating that "Ninjas can't fly" or that they're "not stealthy".
I don't care. I just thought I would make it known that I wasn't a part of it anymore.
IN FACT, I may just protest the whole damn mafia. Both of them. I'm going to start my OWN mafia of "Anti-Mafia-ers"
Can't we all just get along?
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Posted 27 December 2005 - 07:20 PM
looks at annie weird.... ummmm mafia wise... no but irb wise of course 
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Posted 27 December 2005 - 07:23 PM
QUOTE(Annie @ Dec 27 2005, 06:58 AM)
IN FACT, I may just protest the whole damn mafia.
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