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[sassmore4u]

I have had the most interesting few weeks... so interesting that i'm very tempted in writing a novel based on all of these events...

for example: couple nights ago i took a flour sifter and a baking pan to my brother's house and by the end of the night we somehow ended up very drunk and at a strip club at 3:00 in the morning

and i'm betting people would be interested in reading or hearing about all the events that occurred in between and how we ended up there lol

Edited by sassmore4u, 17 March 2010 - 04:43 PM.

[Orangejuice]

sassmore4u, on 17 March 2010 - 04:43 PM, said:

I have had the most interesting few weeks... so interesting that i'm very tempted in writing a novel based on all of these events...

for example: couple nights ago i took a flour sifter and a baking pan to my brother's house and by the end of the night we somehow ended up very drunk and at a strip club at 3:00 in the morning

and i'm betting people would be interested in reading or hearing about all the events that occurred in between and how we ended up there lol

I dare you to write it!
Of course, I'd want a signed copy.

[Bear of Happiness]

fucking TOTALLY write it, then get it turned into a dazed-and-confused-esque movie!!!!

and gimme signed copies.

(I'm late, I know. sorry)

I have a coffee with no sugar.... and a sore nose...

[hungarianhorntail]

I HAVE no idea

[sassmore4u]

haha i guess i should get started... not now... probably after a night of several caffeinated drinks and adderal

[Bear of Happiness]

i have the sickness.

[Sandy is my wizard]

I hate the sickness.

[Bear of Happiness]

I have no chicken 65

[Sandy is my wizard]

I have no bananas

[sassmore4u]

b-a-n-a-n-a-s!

i have a non-functional car still... it's beginning to become quite a bother

[Bear of Happiness]

I have not sold what I wanted to sell online. I also have washing-machine ownership issues with the ex. fuck.

On the plus size, I have awesome goodness with life n love <3 Screw the washing machine!

[hungarianhorntail]

screw ON the washing machine!!

i have had pool sex twice now and let's say the most recent time was a bit less than private hahahaha
OH MY POOR MOTHER WOULD BE HORRIFIED hahahah

[Bear of Happiness]

pool sex hurts my girl bits... I dont know how you do it!

[Sandy is my wizard]

I'm not swimming in either of your pools

[hungarianhorntail]

hahahah

[Zach]

I have bsg and booze and previously I had games of pool with a good friend.