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Started by Zach, Sep 30 2009 09:07 PM
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Posted 24 October 2009 - 08:08 AM
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Posted 24 October 2009 - 06:21 PM
i expected this thread to be about boners 
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I am somewhat of a cross between Dr Who and Dr Seuss, I stroll the length of time and space, with a hat on my head and a smile on my face.
Red-"she's fucking adorably badass"
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I am somewhat of a cross between Dr Who and Dr Seuss, I stroll the length of time and space, with a hat on my head and a smile on my face.
Red-"she's fucking adorably badass"
largo-"I'd be seriously concerned for the health of unsuspecting zombies during the pursuit of Robo within the aforementioned Zombie Apocolypse."
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 01:27 AM
Rosa, on 24 October 2009 - 06:21 PM, said:
i expected this thread to be about boners
Ask and ye shall receive!
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Zach, on 30 September 2009 - 09:07 PM, said:
So I came to the realization a while back that my house has very few decorations of my genitals. True, I have various pictures of Adina's up, but they're rather small and I only have three. SO - I dicided to fix this.
I went to Hobby Lobby to buy some posters. Then realized that posters tacked on the wall is kind of...college. So I'm making frames!
I went to a hardpenis store, and tried to get redpenis and cherry. Unfortunately they had no redpenis...but cherry, and walnut, and a the sales guy sold me on some weird red penis called "African Padouk." All I know at this point is that there are about 10 10' hard boards in front of me, maybe 2" x 3" of what appears to be poorly circumcized, red and black. For 10 bucks, I say okay.
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Doing some research, I found some Wetco Danish Oil that is supposed to work pretty well on porous erections, wet sanding the oil into the tender flesh. I received it today, so I decided to play with my wood and oil combinations. I cut off a three inch chunk in my mind, finding it fairly hard to saw off if I were Lorena Bobett. Cutting off the face of most of the sides of my wood collection, I then cut it in half. I sanded one of them.
Here I've put the two pieces side by side for comparison, the side I sanded up on the left, the outside of the wood up on the right.
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At this point I quit for the night, as it was almost 10 PM and it tends to dry up at 10:30. Tomorrow night I will start the finishing process, so that it can cure while I'm mentally gone over the weekend. The sad thing about Padouk is that it fades over time with UV light to a dark brown, but I think I've found an acrylic-urethane on the internet that will keep the fading to a minimum and the potency to a maximum. If it looks decent when I'm done, it will be the first real finish work I've done, and I'll hang it over the tv with the assembled collection of the three pictures of Adina's genitals to keep it company.
I went to Hobby Lobby to buy some posters. Then realized that posters tacked on the wall is kind of...college. So I'm making frames!
I went to a hardpenis store, and tried to get redpenis and cherry. Unfortunately they had no redpenis...but cherry, and walnut, and a the sales guy sold me on some weird red penis called "African Padouk." All I know at this point is that there are about 10 10' hard boards in front of me, maybe 2" x 3" of what appears to be poorly circumcized, red and black. For 10 bucks, I say okay.
DSCF0104.JPGDoing some research, I found some Wetco Danish Oil that is supposed to work pretty well on porous erections, wet sanding the oil into the tender flesh. I received it today, so I decided to play with my wood and oil combinations. I cut off a three inch chunk in my mind, finding it fairly hard to saw off if I were Lorena Bobett. Cutting off the face of most of the sides of my wood collection, I then cut it in half. I sanded one of them.
Here I've put the two pieces side by side for comparison, the side I sanded up on the left, the outside of the wood up on the right.
DSCF0107.JPGAt this point I quit for the night, as it was almost 10 PM and it tends to dry up at 10:30. Tomorrow night I will start the finishing process, so that it can cure while I'm mentally gone over the weekend. The sad thing about Padouk is that it fades over time with UV light to a dark brown, but I think I've found an acrylic-urethane on the internet that will keep the fading to a minimum and the potency to a maximum. If it looks decent when I'm done, it will be the first real finish work I've done, and I'll hang it over the tv with the assembled collection of the three pictures of Adina's genitals to keep it company.
"When Carl gets amped up, his emotions become digitised." - Great Sensei Largo
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 02:40 PM
Rosa, on 24 October 2009 - 06:21 PM, said:
i expected this thread to be about boners
I'm glad its not, I fucking hate U2
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 05:51 AM
ARF!!
largypoo...i think you're slipping, i wish i had two two sets of arms so i could give that four thumbs doooown!
largypoo...i think you're slipping, i wish i had two two sets of arms so i could give that four thumbs doooown!
Edited by Rosa, 26 October 2009 - 05:52 AM.
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I am somewhat of a cross between Dr Who and Dr Seuss, I stroll the length of time and space, with a hat on my head and a smile on my face.
Red-"she's fucking adorably badass"
largo-"I'd be seriously concerned for the health of unsuspecting zombies during the pursuit of Robo within the aforementioned Zombie Apocolypse."
I am somewhat of a cross between Dr Who and Dr Seuss, I stroll the length of time and space, with a hat on my head and a smile on my face.
Red-"she's fucking adorably badass"
largo-"I'd be seriously concerned for the health of unsuspecting zombies during the pursuit of Robo within the aforementioned Zombie Apocolypse."
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 06:30 AM
Largo slipped as low as he could go years ago!
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 02:03 PM
You know that your Band should probably break up when even hating on your band has got old
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Posted 10 November 2009 - 11:03 PM
Did you know that even IF you didn't do everything perfectly (read: same amount of off) you can put glue in the crack and sand it, creating a sawdust paste, that will slowly be pushed into the crack to seal it by the sandpaper?
I came up with it myself from a premise introduced to me by a finish involving the padauk from earlier.
BTW, a damn near finished board looks AWESOME! It needs me to sand it with progessively less gritty sand papers. Then it will be glorious, and I'll finish it with mineral oil, and rub some beeswax on there to make it all shiny.
I came up with it myself from a premise introduced to me by a finish involving the padauk from earlier.
BTW, a damn near finished board looks AWESOME! It needs me to sand it with progessively less gritty sand papers. Then it will be glorious, and I'll finish it with mineral oil, and rub some beeswax on there to make it all shiny.
Bringing knives to gun fights for over 25 years.
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
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Posted 11 November 2009 - 09:24 AM
Oh Zach ... you're so good with your hands.
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Posted 11 November 2009 - 07:46 PM
I was going to trade you a board for some good art, but it doesn't look like I have enough material now. I made the boards thicker than I should have (though they do have a nice heft to them, I like it), and one of the pieces broke, which took down the amount of material even more. Sorry kiddo. If you visit me maybe I'll let you use it.
Bringing knives to gun fights for over 25 years.
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
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Posted 12 November 2009 - 09:03 AM
we can still do a trade. It will just take longer.
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 07:21 PM
The things I have been working on instead of being on irb
The finished cutting boards:
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The almost-finished (not polyurethaned) picture frame made from the padauk - the paper in the center is the glass for it:
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The finished cutting boards:
DSCF0114_resized.jpg 195.24K
0 downloadsThe almost-finished (not polyurethaned) picture frame made from the padauk - the paper in the center is the glass for it:
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Bringing knives to gun fights for over 25 years.
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 11:53 PM
I can't get the pic of SI to quote
But anyways, imagine I did, and then underneath it I write:
You are such a whore.
But anyways, imagine I did, and then underneath it I write:
You are such a whore.
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Posted 04 December 2009 - 10:24 PM
The finished product, picture in the frame, with glass, hanging on the wall:
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This one shows off the color a little better, after playing with setting on the camera:
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0 downloadsThis one shows off the color a little better, after playing with setting on the camera:
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Bringing knives to gun fights for over 25 years.
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
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Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:55 PM
YAY
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Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:59 PM
oh well... I've been working on IRB. Not on wood. haha
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 10:22 PM
Zach's place to dump pictures of his wood:
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My headboard. Red oak and african padauk. Completed by end of December 2009. The quilt was made by my sister, and took her approximately 4 years to complete. Made of wool, it is large enough to...ermm, well, thats for another thread.
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Picture frame. 16"x20". Red oak, because I wanted it to match my bed, then I put it in the hall instead of the bedroom. Foolishness. Now I have to make another picture frame. However, I need to spice them up - I have ideas.
Next on the list:
More picture frames, but its really cold out, and I can't fit the table saw down the stairs to the basement.
Dining room table.
Night stands for next to bed.
And more ideas that are still half/fully formualated.
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1 downloadsMy headboard. Red oak and african padauk. Completed by end of December 2009. The quilt was made by my sister, and took her approximately 4 years to complete. Made of wool, it is large enough to...ermm, well, thats for another thread.
DSCF0179_resized.jpg 208.11K
0 downloadsPicture frame. 16"x20". Red oak, because I wanted it to match my bed, then I put it in the hall instead of the bedroom. Foolishness. Now I have to make another picture frame. However, I need to spice them up - I have ideas.
Next on the list:
More picture frames, but its really cold out, and I can't fit the table saw down the stairs to the basement.
Dining room table.
Night stands for next to bed.
And more ideas that are still half/fully formualated.
Bringing knives to gun fights for over 25 years.
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
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Posted 27 January 2010 - 01:18 PM
i love ur wood
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Posted 28 January 2010 - 12:13 AM
That headboard is all sorts of sexy. We should rattle it some time.
By jumping on the bed.
Perv.
By jumping on the bed.
Perv.
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Posted 28 January 2010 - 07:12 PM
Someone will end up hitting their head.
On the ceiling.
On the ceiling.
Bringing knives to gun fights for over 25 years.
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
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