If I were to make a sandwich so great that Mr. Squiggle Pants were to worship it, would he go to Hell? What if by letting him in to Heaven, we could give God said sandwich? Would that be a fair trade? Eternal happiness in exchange for a heavenly sandwich?
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Sandwiches and Religion
Started by Mrs.SquigglePants, Jul 20 2009 11:48 AM
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 01:24 PM
It depends on whether Mr Squiggle Pants believes in God.
Otherwise the sandwich is a fair trade.
Otherwise the sandwich is a fair trade.
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 03:23 PM
that will depend on the sandwich then wouldn't it. you should make a few and send it to us all
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 04:47 AM
I agree, you wouldn't want to make God ill with a bad sandwich.
Note: I'm not saying you make bad sandwiches, but by the time it gets to heaven the meat might have gone bad.
Note: I'm not saying you make bad sandwiches, but by the time it gets to heaven the meat might have gone bad.
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 06:04 AM
you may go to hell for creating false idols.
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:54 PM
But this idol is to be eaten and defeated by God. It's more a sacrifice.
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 05:50 PM
God never said anything about having gods lesser than Him.
Bringing knives to gun fights for over 25 years.
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 02:45 AM
Zach, on 21 July 2009 - 05:50 PM, said:
God never said anything about having gods lesser than Him.
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:25 AM
well who pays any attention to those? not me.
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 01:51 PM
I'd guess, Zach will. Afterall he did say the following...
Zach, on 21 July 2009 - 05:50 PM, said:
God never said anything about having gods lesser than Him.
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 02:47 PM
That's what you're full of!
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 07:25 PM
Thou shalt not have any god before me.
THATS the first commandment.
THATS the first commandment.
Bringing knives to gun fights for over 25 years.
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:15 PM
according to king james at least
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:33 PM
Assuming that the 10 commandments weren't made up by the power holders at the time, the priests, to gain more and hold onto power.
Assuming that the entire Bible isn't that way.
Assuming that the entire Bible isn't that way.
Bringing knives to gun fights for over 25 years.
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 04:50 AM
Zach, on 22 July 2009 - 07:25 PM, said:
Thou shalt not have any god before me.
THATS the first commandment.
THATS the first commandment.
That's only part of it.
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 06:39 PM
Would you like to start quoting scripture, or just arguing with me without ever making a point, then taking the thread off topic?
I'm rather used to the latter, myself.
I'm rather used to the latter, myself.
Bringing knives to gun fights for over 25 years.
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 05:05 AM
Just trying to take a few bumps out of your ride into hell.
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 06:10 PM
Men make better sandwiches than woman. Fact.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 05:22 AM
i dunno though, there is something about a sandwich made with love.
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