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My fucked up dream

#1 User is offline   peanut 

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 03:09 AM

So last night I had a dream, one of those that go on for too long and slowly turn into a nightmare.
I can't so much remember the first part, but it was something about being in a theme park (I was in Alton Toweres yesterday really so that's explained) then this random guy I had to sit next to on a ride and had been chattering to (in real life) came into my dream. He took me hostage and made me marry him. I couldn't escape and it was dark. He'd held me as a hostage wife for ages and then I somehow was by myself with my car down this narrow dark street trying to find a phone which I did. I called the police but for some reason got cut off. I saw someone I knew and tried to get them to help but they didn't understand. He came back and I was trapped again.
Then I woke up.

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 05:17 AM

As the first to respond, let me just say..........






























YOU'RE PREGGERS!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 04:15 PM

oh snap!

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 02:32 AM

Nope, not preggers!
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 03:13 AM

Are you sure, I hear its catching at this time of year?

Zach popped out a couple last week

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:28 AM

Largo's due anyday soon...
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 01:19 PM

Its a boy!

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 12:05 PM

Of course, you can't call a Girl Pepito can you?
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Posted 23 May 2009 - 04:49 AM

Pregnancy strikes again.

its a sad sad day.

FOR EVERYONE BUT YOU! CONGRATULATION!
I am Mr. Squiggle Pants,
of the Squiggly Pants Brigade.
Our Pants are rather Squiggly,
As we walk in our Parade.

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 04:07 PM

Omigod it's twins!!!


Nah not really.
I think that dream was about something though, my ex boyfriend was not letting me move on. So my dream showed me that. (I've been reading dream books I has)

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 04:49 AM

QUOTE (peanut @ May 25 2009, 11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(I've been reading dream books I has)


We're supposed to interpret them for you.
Not some book about Mumbo Jumbo!
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Posted 26 May 2009 - 03:06 PM

And there was me in my world of symbolism and psychology. Duhr.
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 03:20 AM

There is little point in telling us about your dream, then instructing us what it means.

you know if we all did that .... i dont know what would happen

i dremt i was at a house part of people i didnt really know last night. i kept breaking thier possessions (accidentally, i was really tyring to stop, but everything i picked up i broke), and then i seduced a very sexy lady (with fanatical ease).

This means im super awesome and fantastic.

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I am Mr. Squiggle Pants,
of the Squiggly Pants Brigade.
Our Pants are rather Squiggly,
As we walk in our Parade.

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Posted 27 May 2009 - 05:22 AM

I have consulted my books, you are indeed awsome.



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Posted 27 May 2009 - 05:35 AM

Furthermore, due to this increased awsomeness... You are 0% Welsh!
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 09:40 PM

QUOTE (Mr. Squiggle Pants @ May 27 2009, 04:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There is little point in telling us about your dream, then instructing us what it means.

you know if we all did that .... i dont know what would happen

i dremt i was at a house part of people i didnt really know last night. i kept breaking thier possessions (accidentally, i was really tyring to stop, but everything i picked up i broke), and then i seduced a very sexy lady (with fanatical ease).

This means im super awesome and fantastic.

Did you break her too? Did you touch your penis, breaking that as well?
Bringing knives to gun fights for over 25 years.

I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.

"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina

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Posted 27 May 2009 - 10:43 PM

Thats a bit mills and boon

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 07:24 AM

After years of research, I've come to the conclusion that this title, or a variation of it, is one of the most common names for a Dream Thread.
Although the information and recommendations in this post are presented in good faith and believed to be correct, creator of this post takes no responsibility as to the completeness or accuracy of aforementioned information. This post is supplied upon the condition that the persons receiving it will make their own determination as to its suitability for their purposes prior to use. In no event will the poster be responsible for damages or feelings of any nature whatsoever resulting from the reading of the above post. The poster makes no commitment to update or correct any information that appears on the Internet or on this World-Wide Web server.


The poster also makes no commitment to give a shit about your opinions or feelings. Suck it up or get off the net.

#19 User is offline   Mr. Squiggle Pants 

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 09:07 AM

well on this version of irb its happened twice. out of thirty six.

come on now, thats not conclusive! its only like.... 5.56%
I am Mr. Squiggle Pants,
of the Squiggly Pants Brigade.
Our Pants are rather Squiggly,
As we walk in our Parade.

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 09:48 AM

i love analytical behavior
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i worte a book about modern kinematics and stationary particle systems.


but i lost it one day on a train

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