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#81 Sandy is my wizard

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 02:51 PM

I thought its more a sign that you have aweful problems that you are unwilling to deal with so you numb your mind with booze?

Or maybe its just easier to pick up

I have soaked clothes as it rainded all last night

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 02:52 PM

Rain is the third highest drunk killer.

after salt and a really spicy curry.
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Posted 09 May 2009 - 02:54 PM

I have a desire to know what happens when a drunk happens upon a really spicey curry?

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 03:08 PM

They enjoy savour and ... *insert word here* it ... enjoying and savouring every mouthful (im really bad on positive food words) and then about 12-14 hours later...

...

IT happens.
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Posted 09 May 2009 - 03:12 PM

I have what happens?

Does it hurt? Is it technicolour?

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 04:07 PM

QUOTE (Carl @ May 8 2009, 05:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Fixed your quote for you.


indeed you did, thank you for that, i can always count on you to add more substantial quality

QUOTE (Carl @ May 8 2009, 05:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What, and Mexicans don't *also* just use holidays as an excuse to get drunk regardless of its meaning? They celebrate Fiesta - the excuse to get drunk that celebrates the Mexicans LOSING THE WAR.


well you might be right, but us mexicans can fiesta way better. We hold our booze better and we dance better... plus there's always a pinata for extra awesomeness

my karma ran over my dogma


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Posted 09 May 2009 - 04:31 PM

I have a saucer full of mandarin peel with complimentary used teabag.

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 06:42 PM

pinatas make EVERYTHING better.
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Posted 09 May 2009 - 09:35 PM

I have never had a pinata to attack

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 09:49 PM

I have to stay outside sad.gif

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 09:52 PM

QUOTE (Great Sensei Largo @ May 9 2009, 10:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have never had a pinata to attack


i have to say that you have been severely deprived
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Posted 09 May 2009 - 09:54 PM

He is a deprived child.


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Posted 09 May 2009 - 09:59 PM

QUOTE (sassmore4u @ May 10 2009, 04:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i have to say that you have been severely deprived


Will anything bad happen???!!!?!??

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 10:19 PM

QUOTE (Great Sensei Largo @ May 9 2009, 10:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Will anything bad happen???!!!?!??


Of course, i mean nothing good can come from being deprived from the sheer enjoyment of beating the shit out of a pinata to get to it's candy-filled center... you must go get a pinata, and you won't suffer any longer

Edited by sassmore4u, 09 May 2009 - 10:20 PM.

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 11:08 PM

The following is a joke.  It is only a joke and is intended as such.  I must place this disclaimer on all jokes because some people for some reason do not understand when I am joking.

QUOTE (sassmore4u @ May 9 2009, 05:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
well you might be right, but us mexicans can fiesta way better. We hold our booze better and we dance better... plus there's always a pinata for extra awesomeness


Sorry, but due to international law I must inform you that you are not a Mexican - you can both read and type in English, something Mexicans by definition cannot do.


Largo, I believe she's just been told, if you'd care to do the honors? smile.gif




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#96 Sandy is my wizard

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 11:09 PM

I have ooh snap!

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Posted 10 May 2009 - 09:57 AM

QUOTE (Great Sensei Largo @ May 10 2009, 04:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have never had a pinata to attack


Neither have I! Join the cool club Davo!

QUOTE (Mr Woot @ May 10 2009, 04:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have to stay outside sad.gif


Come back here! *Waves stick*

QUOTE (sassmore4u @ May 10 2009, 05:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Of course, i mean nothing good can come from being deprived from the sheer enjoyment of beating the shit out of a pinata to get to it's sweet-filled center... you must go get a pinata, and you won't suffer any longer

Could you post some to us?
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Posted 10 May 2009 - 03:22 PM

I have made plans for Alton Towers yeeeeeeei!
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Posted 10 May 2009 - 03:35 PM

I have made plans for catching up with Ausy girl I met in Brazil, in Sydney in June. Excitement. A bit more promising as she messaged me, rather than the other way around.

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Posted 10 May 2009 - 03:38 PM

Condoms in yo wallet?
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