314 replies to this topic

[Orangejuice]

Dear Nutty

I have, but only a few times. Therefore it's not really in my head.

OJ

[milkblood]

dear re

it's not quiet... you just have no one to fluff with

sjh

[peanut]

Dear OJ,

It's about a guy being really nice but crap in bed.

Nici

[Sandy is my wizard]

Dear largo,

You can text booty-call me any time of day

you-better-believe-it-ingly
Adina

Dear Assweiner

I checked your facebook for your number because I wanted to text you the word "bootycall" but I failed to find it.

Failingly

Llargo

[sassmore4u]

dear taylor,

seems kinda quiet now doesnt it?

ehhh-ing-ly,
rena

dear re,

we could liven things up a bit

even more eeehh-ing-ly,
taylor

dear re

it's not quiet... you just have no one to fluff with

sjh

Dear Sarah,

lately i haven't seen many non-fluffy posts...
not that there's anything wrong w/ that

sass

[milkblood]

sass

i said she had no one to fluff with

i didnt say anything about having no fluff

sjh

[Orangejuice]

Dear IRB.

What the hell is a fluffy post?

Non fluffy

OJ

[milkblood]

re

scadaddle

sjh

[Funky Cold Adina]

Dear Llargggghoe -

You don't fail, I do. I don't have my phone number on Facebook because then people could find it.

Or something. Maybe I should change that.

Not-really-that-paranoid,
Adina

[Sandy is my wizard]

Dear Assweiner

I'm awesome an drunken texts, but even better at drunken verbal abuse.

Promise me you will never give me your phone number.

All the best

Llarndo

[Funky Cold Adina]

Dearest Largo ...

I really want to give you my phone number now. Just so I can say I was drunk dialed from the other side of the world. And to be able to verbally abuse you back. I'd totally give you shit.

it's-totally-on-facebook-now-ingly
Adina

[Mr. Squiggle Pants]

Dear OJ

Fluff:
–noun
1. light, downy particles, as of cotton.
2. a soft, light, downy mass: a fluff of summer clouds.
3. something of no consequence: The book is pure fluff, but fun to read.
4. an error or blunder, esp. an actor's memory lapse in the delivery of lines.
–verb (used with object)
5. to make into fluff; shake or puff out (feathers, hair, etc.) into a fluffy mass (often fol. by up): to fluff up the sofa pillows.
6. to make a mistake in: The leading man fluffed his lines.
–verb (used without object)
7. to become fluffy; move, float, or settle down like fluff.
8. to make a mistake, esp. in the delivery of lines by a performer; blunder.

Post:
–noun
1. a strong piece of timber, metal, or the like, set upright as a support, a point of attachment, a place for displaying notices, etc.
2. Furniture. one of the principal uprights of a piece of furniture, as one supporting a chair back or forming one corner of a chest of drawers. Compare stump (def. 11).
3. Papermaking. a stack of 144 sheets of handmolded paper, interleaved with felt.
4. Horse Racing. a pole on a racetrack indicating the point where a race begins or ends: the starting post.
5. the lane of a racetrack farthest from the infield; the outside lane. Compare pole 1 (def. 4).
6. Computers.
a. a message that is sent to a newsgroup.
b. text that is placed on a Web site.
–verb (used with object)
7. to affix (a notice, bulletin, etc.) to a post, wall, or the like.
8. to bring to public notice by or as by a poster or bill: to post a reward.
9. to denounce by a public notice or declaration: They were posted as spies.
10. to publish the name of in a list: to post a student on the dean's list.
11. to publish the name of (a ship) as missing or lost.
12. to placard (a wall, fence, etc.) with notices, bulletins, etc.: The wall was posted with announcements.
13. to put up signs on (land or other property) forbidding trespassing:: The estate has been posted by the owner.
14. Computers.
a. to send (a message) to a newsgroup.
b. to place (text) on a Web site.
–verb (used without object)
15. Computers.
a. to send a message to a newsgroup.
b. to place text on a Web site.


Definition 3 and 15b.

Our slang is in the dictionary-ily.
Mr Squiggle

[Orangejuice]

Dear Mr Squiggle.

Cheers

OJ

[sassmore4u]

Dear Mr. Squiggle,

I regrettably admit that I actually missed you and your uselessly informative posts

sass

[Mr. Squiggle Pants]

Dear Sass

More than 5,000 years ago, the Chinese discovered how to make silk from silkworm cocoons. For about 3,000 years, the Chinese kept this discovery a secret. Because poor people could not afford real silk, they tried to make other cloth look silky. Women would beat on cotton with sticks to soften the fibers. Then they rubbed it against a big stone to make it shiny. The shiny cotton was called "chintz." Because chintz was a cheaper copy of silk, calling something "chintzy" means it is cheap and not of good quality.

Filling your head-upey
Mr Squiggles

[Sandy is my wizard]

Dear Mr Squiggle

But I couldn't see, that the joke was on mmeeeee

Sincerely, your pal

Llargo

[Mr. Squiggle Pants]

Llargo

Oh if I’d only seen that the joke was on me.

Mr squiggles.

[Sandy is my wizard]

Dear Mr Squiggle

Just for you



Your pal

Llargo