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[Orangejuice]

Great Sensei Largo, on 22 July 2010 - 01:53 PM, said:

Dear OJ

If she looked high, your probably correct.

Largo

Dear Largo.

I can't be certain of how high she was. I only saw the back of her. I'm putting all the pieces of the jigsaw together. The girl had a hat, long hair and was standing in the Big Banana Co. (Where she has worked.) The Uni's have broken for the summer and so I'm guessing she's inquiring about a job. Hence only 80% sure.

Explainingly
OJ.

[Sandy is my wizard]

If she was about 3 foot tall, it was probably Rosa. I visited her at her juice bar when I went to Bristol.

[Orangejuice]

3 foot? Surely she's taller.

[Ashe]

dear anyone

kill my dogs...they have me awake at 6am on a saturday. and with houseguests, means they have to be back in the bedroom, which pretty much kicks me out.

ashe

[Zach]

Dear Ashe,
I have a gun, but since they're not allowed out of the bedroom your carpet may get ruined.

Xakkrii

[sassmore4u]

Dear Ashe,

Please consider me as your dog hit woman. I am not experienced in this particular area, but i have enough pent up rage towards small yappy dogs that has been festering inside of me since before i can remember. I am sneaky, ninja-like, and i have cat-like reflexes. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY i have a lot of imagination and can certainly think outside the box enough to not only make your dogs disappear, i can make them legendary.

hopingly waiting for your approval,
Taylor

[sassmore4u]

Dear Rena,

I'm afraid that I have a hefty fee for out-of state service...
don't tell ashe

sketchily,
Taylor

[Ashe]

Dear Taylor Anonymous

if you could just kidnap them in the mornings and return them after 10, that would be wonderful.

Thanks
Ashe

[sassmore4u]

Dear Ashe,

I can try, but i can't promise you that you'll have the same number of dogs that i left with.

I tend to lose things easily

i'm gonna make an excellent mother

Taylor

[Ashe]

Dear Taylor

for some reason, I am now thinking of a bad 80's thriller about a woman who steals children to raise as her own...

can't think of the name


ashe

[The One]

Zach, on 22 July 2010 - 05:14 PM, said:

Dear Lougan,
What did I do to inspire it this time? I havn't called anyone a cunt in many moons!

Xakkrii

Dear Zacariah,

There is a moment in which all of us has to come to terms with who we are. I just wanted to remind you, in case you forgot.

Just being a friend,

~Lougan

[170]

Dear everyone,

I accidentally touched a nurse's breast this morning as she was taking my blood pressure. She was tightening the strap around my arm and all of a sudden I realised my fingers were resting casually on her right boob. I jerked them away very fast. I might have gotten away with it because she didn't seem to notice and so I didn't want to draw attention to myself by apologising. Do you think I should have apologised anyway? She might grass me up to the feds.

Yours I'm-not-a-lesbian-honestly,

Seventeen-oh!

[Orangejuice]

Dear Seventeen O?

We don't believe you.

OJ.

[Orangejuice]

Dear Re.

A first and last time for everything.

OJ.

[Ashe]

Dear 170

thanks for telling us how to say your name. I've been thinking of you as "One Seventy" which is the name of a Document Imaging program my company uses, so it was rather sad.

thanks Ashe

PS - when I say that I was "thinking of you" I only meant in passing when I saw your posts


PPS - when I say "in passing" I mean constantly and stalkerishly

[170]

Dearest darling Ashe,

Then I am not alone!

Yours-rubbing-myself-with-the-contents-of-your-bin-late-at-night,
170


PS I really didn't mean to touch her boob! And I really don't think she noticed. She was pretty stacked you see. Not that I was looking. And so maybe nerve endings don't reach that far out. Not that I have thought about this much.

PPS Maybe I just have large boob envy.

[Sandy is my wizard]

Dear Eva

Curry one night next week.

Sincerely Llardo

[Bear of Happiness]

Dear Lar-Lar

I is very poor Damn chicken 65 for being so delectable!
How about Wednesday?

Somewhat bankrupt-edly
Eva