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Letters to Members II : The Correspondence Continues

Started by The One, Apr 26 2009 05:01 PM

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#181 Zach

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 09:53 PM

View PostFunky Cold Adina, on 08 October 2009 - 08:18 PM, said:

Dear X

You have a girlfriend. Quit trying to seduce me.

A
Dear A,
You've had a boyfriend almost the entire time we've known each other. Has that ever stopped you from hitting on me, or vice versa?

X

P.S. The answer is no.
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#182 Funky Cold Adina

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 10:34 AM

L,

Why would X be you? Everyone knows you are not the girlfriend type. Pay attention foo.

A



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Fair enough,
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#183 Sandy is my wizard

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 01:24 PM

Dear A

Am I just some piece of meat to you?

FOR SHAME

L

#184 Funky Cold Adina

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 11:22 AM

L,

You shouldn't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

A.
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#185 Sandy is my wizard

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 03:19 PM

Dearest L

Yay!

Meat! Meat! Meat!

Sincerely

A

#186 Funky Cold Adina

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 04:21 PM

Dear L,

I'm confused. Did you just write a letter to you from me through you?

A
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#187 Sandy is my wizard

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 12:03 AM

Dear L

No, I realised my mistake halfway through and decided to press forward.

Sincerely

A

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 10:35 AM

Dear MSP

I think really pressing forward is the only way. Without that we are stationary, or worse, going backwards

Oodles of noodles

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#189 The One

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 09:34 PM

dear IRB,

When the letters to members thread was created many years ago, i thought it was a dumb idea. thank you for proving me wrong, and giving me hours worth of entertainment.

Your father.

~Lougan







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Posted 11 October 2009 - 09:45 PM

Dearest Largo

It is the only way Xach and Assweiner are able to communicate with each other. Without it their friendship will falter and they would become bitter enemys and likely would stab each other

Sincerely

Lougan

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 10:58 PM

Dear Walrus,
You don't know the number of close calls we've had. The insane amounts of sexual tension when we're together has been known to make us a little rough at times.

Xakkrii

PS. Also, I think someone screwed up the Dear Largo/Sincerely Lougan bits.
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Posted 12 October 2009 - 01:43 AM

Dearest Llardo

You can't spell Sexual Tension without Texus.

I had Sticky Date pudding for desert tonight, it was really awesome.

Yours Truly

Adina

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 04:56 AM

Dear Largo

You spelt Texas wrong, or is that a southern hemisphere slang?

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:45 AM

Dear Adina,

Sexual tension makes the world go round. And Sticky Date Pudding sounds tasty and dirty all at the same time.

Your sticky date pudding,
Dave
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#195 Funky Cold Adina

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 08:50 AM

Dear Dave,

Help me bring IRB back to life. I need a good Igor to get this monster moving, and you seem like just the guy.

With less words than Mary Shelly-y,
Adina


Dear Zach,

If Larhoe falls through, you're my runner up. You normally would be my first choice, but I needed an Igor with a good hump.

well isn't this awkwardly,
Adina
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#196 Zach

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 11:41 PM

Dear Adina,
So I'm the runner up to be the hump that tames your monster? Thats just wonderful. Way to make me feel loved.

Also, people are saying that we have become elitist and rather clique-ish. I vote that you turn all affection that you would normally show me towards OJ so that he feels loved.

Cockbite.

Xakkari
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#197 Funky Cold Adina

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Posted 17 November 2009 - 08:15 AM

Dear Xach,

Obviously you're runner up. You have a girlfriend. (as you continually remind me, brag about, and have dirty monkey sex with)

As for turning my affections towards OJ instead .... uh well ... how about I'm less of a jerk to him?

compromisingly,
Adina





Dear OJ,

I'm going to try being nicer to you. But I may still call you out on shit. Feel free to call me out on shit. It's good for me.

tryingly,
Adina
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#198 Zach

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Posted 17 November 2009 - 06:19 PM

Dear OJ,
"Call you out on shit" is actually code for "have sex with you." You should treat it as such.

Thus sums up my biggest lessoned learned with Adina EVER.

Knowingly,
Zach

Dear Adina,
Since when do I brag about having girlfriend? Yes, I say things like "I'm hanging out with Kora this weekend," but this does not constitute as bragging.

But I'm in a relationship, neener neener neener.

Xakkrii
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Posted 18 November 2009 - 03:27 AM

Dear Disco and Zach.

Thanks for the small show of affection and indeed recognition.
However I think that if anything goes against the norm then IRB may implode.

OJ.
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Posted 18 November 2009 - 02:43 PM

Dear OJ,

Right now the norm of IRB is one post a week. I think we could go for a little bit of the abnormal at this point. Otherwise I may just stop coming here out of sheer boredom.

Isn't that ironic?

Adina
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