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#1 The One

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 10:58 PM

You people must hate books too!


Oh well, I read ebooks on Kindle anyway.







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#2 Zach

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:11 PM

You bought a computer, to read a book. Sadness.


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#3 The One

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:12 PM

actually I just use Kindle for iPhone... haha







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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:13 PM

You're reading a book on a little screen. Again. Sadness
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#5 The One

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:13 PM

but it turns my screen black with white letters, so you can read in the dark!







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#6 Zach

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:15 PM

Or you can carry a FLASHLIGHT.

Mag-lites are 10 bucks. They even come with batteries.
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#7 The One

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:18 PM

but its complicated to hold. i like having everything in one device. You know, there is probably a maglite app... hmmm. There is definitely a flashlight one. haha







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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:20 PM

A flashlight is complicated to hold? Since when?

Book in one hand, flashlight in theother, in such a way that the pages you wish to read are illuminated. Horray for technology!

You can even get an LED conversion kit if you'd like!
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#9 The One

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:21 PM

but it doesnt answer my fucking phone calls! or tell me where the closest restaurant, under 15 dollars, with a 5 star rating, that serves Rasberry Lemonade!







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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:26 PM

....I like Pizza Hut.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:32 PM

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:38 PM

I have a GPS that doesn't use cell phone minutes. It'll tell me all the restaurants near me with out a monthly fee.
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#13 The One

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:39 PM

I have a cellphone that has GPS that doesnt use CellPhone minutes when im surfing the internet. it will let me play UNO, while im waiting for dinner. And when im done, i can buy movie tickets on FANDANGO







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#14 Zach

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:42 PM

You could also talk to the people at the table while you're waiting for dinner. And if you plan ahead, one does not need to use their phone to buy movie tickets.

I'm a firm believer that we teach ourselves ADD.
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#15 The One

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:50 PM

im already ADD. i need to calm down







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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:53 PM

Teaching ourselves not to be ADD is more difficult than the other way around.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:54 PM

QUOTE (Lougan @ Apr 18 2009, 05:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
im already ADD. i need to calm down


You should have more crack

#18 The One

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:54 PM

i got bettah







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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:55 PM

Herpes?

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 12:24 AM

wouldn't the text on the iphone be super small? wouldn't that hurt your eyes after a while?

and doesn't your arm get tired after holding a flashlight for too long when reading a book? too much of a hassle for me, that why i just turn the light on the room anyway and make the other person sleep out on the hallway floor, much more convenient for me
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