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#1 The One

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 10:57 PM

Apparently people hate cars on IRB. Whats up with that? This is the most unposted in thread period.







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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:08 PM

I'm buying a bicycle so I can bike to work and potentially the grocery store.

And not drive either of my two vehicles, because I hate them with all my soul.
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#3 The One

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:12 PM

see i love my car. its so sporty. haha

if only it was the 5 door







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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:14 PM

Where do they put the fifth door? Is that supposed to be the trunk? Technically it IS a door...

Actually I like both my cars. I just don't see a purpose in driving 5 blocks.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:19 PM

well when their arent any good tricks... yeah i can see the point







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#6 Sandy is my wizard

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:50 PM

I have a car, I made the upgrade from plastic alloy wheels recently

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:51 PM

didnt know plastic had alloys







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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:52 PM

They do in the hubcap variety

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:52 PM

how eco friendly.







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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:55 PM

I'm all about eco-friendly, thats why I set the old tires on fire with petrol in my backyard

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 12:27 AM

i drive a gas-guzzling-toxic-fume-emitting-heap-of-a-dinosaur car a GGTFEHOAD for short
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Posted 18 April 2009 - 04:20 AM

Didnt the US recently decide maybe global warming was real?
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Posted 18 April 2009 - 04:23 AM

I drive the waiwai express, no broombroom for me
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Posted 18 April 2009 - 08:50 AM

Motor vehicles don't like me more then I don't like them. After my third crash on the ATV, I decided to wait a few years to get my license... Well, my parents decided that for me. So, if I go anywhere, someone else has to drive, or I walk.

My bike got a flat tire. I don't think it likes me that much either.
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Posted 18 April 2009 - 08:55 AM

QUOTE (Mr. Squiggle Pants @ Apr 18 2009, 05:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Didnt the US recently decide maybe global warming was real?


Sass is from texas. They dont believe in global warming







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Posted 18 April 2009 - 10:19 AM

what's that global warming you silly liberals speak of?!
psssh... that ain't global warming that's just the natural cycle of the earth...
ignore the ice caps melting and the cute little polar bears and penguins dying...
they're just dying b/c chuck norris wanted them to

no need to be worry your pretty little heads over it wink.gif

now imma go get me a hummer!
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Posted 18 April 2009 - 11:46 PM

You should buy a pony like Alex did. Ponies are the devils answer to the modern gas dependence.

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 11:48 PM

Before cars, people were starting to wonder what to do with all the horse shit that was piling up.

Now we're wondering what to do with all the smog thats piling up.
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Posted 18 April 2009 - 11:49 PM

Pony poo makes awesome hats

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 12:07 AM

pony tails make excellent violin bow strings







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