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#1 Funky Cold Adina

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 07:33 AM

Dear Xakari

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my base
Are belong to you.

-Adina
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The poster also makes no commitment to give a shit about your opinions or feelings. Suck it up or get off the net.

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 02:50 PM

dear evil lougan
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your friend, sarah

#3 Sandy is my wizard

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 04:43 PM

Dear Ashe

You have such an awesome collection of porn.

Awesome

Sincerely

Largo

#4 Margo

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 04:59 PM

dear fuckface,

fucker.

margo

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I don't believe that I have encountered a pancake that I would consider revolting
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#5 Ashe

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 05:09 PM

dear anyone

I can't think of anything


thanks for your time

ashe

#6 Red

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 01:46 PM

Dear Brian

Wherever you are

...i'm waiting for you


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#7 Sandy is my wizard

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 03:08 PM

QUOTE (Red @ Sep 3 2008, 07:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dear Brian

Wherever you are

...i'm waiting for you


Red


Dear Red

If you want me here I am come and get me

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P.s. In response to your question, yes we do have french fries in merry old england. But over here we call them chips.

Love

Brian

#8 Red

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 12:10 AM

Dearest Brian

I had to change my panties twice after reading that.

but as to getting to you, i have only one flipper. It may be a while.

Yours always
Red.

P.S. Chips are fried potatoes so i guess that makes sense.

p.s.s why are you contacting me through largo?

Edited by Red, 03 September 2008 - 12:10 AM.

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#9 Sandy is my wizard

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 02:22 AM

Dear Red

Because Largo is tricking you. Fool

Ah ahaha hah hahahah hahah

Brian

P.s. hahah haha hah har hah

#10 Rosa

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 01:08 PM

dear mr woot,
i miss you every day sad.gif

adoringly, rosa x

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#11 Mr Woot

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 01:29 PM

Dearest Rosa

Can we go outside and play

Love

Mr Woot

P.s. Neeeyy

#12 Elf

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 02:24 PM

dear rosa,

pie.

-elf

Edited by Elf, 03 September 2008 - 02:24 PM.

"She's not as hot to be as dumb as she is"

#13 Red

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 03:35 PM

Dear Largo

I'm going to put roast beef all over your bed meanie.

grrr

Angrily Red

p.s grrr
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#14 Sandy is my wizard

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 06:26 PM

Dear Red

Mmm roast beef

Love Largo

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 08:09 PM

dear red,

why gift someone roast beef if they're a meanie? Everyone loves roast beef...even hindus.

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 08:25 PM

Dear Kell

In fact they worship it!

I also worship beef, but then bbq it and consume with beer

Awesome

Regards

Largo

P.s. Note that I didn't put Love Largo, because that would be gayish.

#17 kell

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 09:03 PM

Dear Largo,

I feel the same way about ending letters to another man with Love, whomever. Doctors do that shit all the time.

cordially,

Kell

#18 Zach

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 09:10 PM

Dear Kell and Largo,
Perhaps most doctors are gay?

Signifantly,
Zach
Bringing knives to gun fights for over 25 years.

I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.

"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina

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#19 Sandy is my wizard

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 09:27 PM

Dearest Zach

Thats why I have a female doctor.

Rawr

Sincerely

Largo

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 10:47 PM

Dear Largo,
Please, please tell me you were kidding about the polariod song being released in NZ just last month.

Concerned,
Carl

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