I figured I never had an ask thread. Mainly because I'm fairly sure the thread would be, at heart, very disappointing.
However!
This is your opportunity to prove me wrong. Or horribly, horribly right.
Any question you please, yo. I'll answer, until the quality of questions are found to be unsuitably lacking.
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Ask Goat (These threads always die a slow, painful death)
Started by Samurai_Goat, May 05 2008 09:04 PM
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Posted 05 May 2008 - 09:04 PM
"Baby, looking at you is like looking at a tragic and bloody car wreck: arousing."
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The Walrus
Posted 05 May 2008 - 11:33 PM
Why havn't you answered yet!?!?!!!?
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The funky cold one
Posted 06 May 2008 - 07:50 AM
who will be next country to take over an imperialistic view of the world after America shoots itself in the foot?
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Posted 06 May 2008 - 05:28 PM
See, it's questions like these that show no one respects me. By reading this post, you agree to blame only yourself for what I have written.
The chicken I met last week had plenty of lip. He called me a "valueless nonentity." But, it's ok, he didn't really mean it. Plus, I ate him, so that balances out.
Although they have suffered persecution and animosity since even the times of the great Egyptian kings, Cowboys are still strong and active in community. The truth is, they never really left, although there were plenty of attempts to MAKE them leave, such as the oppression of the early Roman Empire, Islamic nations of the middle ages, and (perhaps most well known) the Holocaust. Today, though, Coyboys are mystifyingly accepted, spending much of their times at Bar Mitzvah's (specialized drinking houses) drinking "synagogues" (literally "Sin Gargles", the rejected washback of the underworld). The United States contains a population of 2% Cowboy, which is nearly two out of every one hundred people.
If you are having trouble picking out the Cowboys in your area, look for the fellows with "Skull Caps", head coverings literally torn from the heads of bovine.
Just be careful when they're in large groups. Cowboys occasionally enact the initiation ceremony of "Passover", in which large herds of cattle "pass over" (i.e. stampede over) you.
You arrogant prick.
Well, I gave birth do you, but I'm not sure you're mine.
If any of you have missed, I've been running an experiment for my psychology undergraduate degree. This makes me both pressed for time and highly pissy. By the way, if the Cowboy entry offended anyone, I'm sorry, and I'll edit it as soon as I'm able.
Ironically enough: A country populated by a twim-whammy of Naitive Americans and Aborigines.
I know perfectly well as soon as I answer, you'll move the keys and be all "ooooo you're wrong" and I won't stand for it, no matter how incredibly attracted to you I am. Sexually, I mean.
You valueless nonentity.
QUOTE (Great Sensei Largo @ May 5 2008, 10:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why do chickens not have lip?
The chicken I met last week had plenty of lip. He called me a "valueless nonentity." But, it's ok, he didn't really mean it. Plus, I ate him, so that balances out.
QUOTE (s a r e u h @ May 5 2008, 11:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
where have all the cowboys gone?
Although they have suffered persecution and animosity since even the times of the great Egyptian kings, Cowboys are still strong and active in community. The truth is, they never really left, although there were plenty of attempts to MAKE them leave, such as the oppression of the early Roman Empire, Islamic nations of the middle ages, and (perhaps most well known) the Holocaust. Today, though, Coyboys are mystifyingly accepted, spending much of their times at Bar Mitzvah's (specialized drinking houses) drinking "synagogues" (literally "Sin Gargles", the rejected washback of the underworld). The United States contains a population of 2% Cowboy, which is nearly two out of every one hundred people.
If you are having trouble picking out the Cowboys in your area, look for the fellows with "Skull Caps", head coverings literally torn from the heads of bovine.
Just be careful when they're in large groups. Cowboys occasionally enact the initiation ceremony of "Passover", in which large herds of cattle "pass over" (i.e. stampede over) you.
QUOTE (Great Sensei Largo @ May 5 2008, 11:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mr Brown can Moo, can you?
You arrogant prick.
QUOTE (s a r e u h @ May 5 2008, 11:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
are you my mommy?
Well, I gave birth do you, but I'm not sure you're mine.
QUOTE (Great Sensei Largo @ May 6 2008, 12:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why havn't you answered yet!?!?!!!?
If any of you have missed, I've been running an experiment for my psychology undergraduate degree. This makes me both pressed for time and highly pissy. By the way, if the Cowboy entry offended anyone, I'm sorry, and I'll edit it as soon as I'm able.
QUOTE (Funky Cold Adina @ May 6 2008, 08:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
who will be next country to take over an imperialistic view of the world after America shoots itself in the foot?
Ironically enough: A country populated by a twim-whammy of Naitive Americans and Aborigines.
QUOTE (s a r e u h @ May 6 2008, 12:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
where did i put my keys?
I know perfectly well as soon as I answer, you'll move the keys and be all "ooooo you're wrong" and I won't stand for it, no matter how incredibly attracted to you I am. Sexually, I mean.
QUOTE (Great Sensei Largo @ May 6 2008, 03:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where did goat go?
You valueless nonentity.
"Baby, looking at you is like looking at a tragic and bloody car wreck: arousing."
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Posted 06 May 2008 - 06:07 PM
will there be IRB radio tonight?
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Posted 06 May 2008 - 06:35 PM
Why does the rain in spain rain mainly on the plain?
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the gamer one
Posted 06 May 2008 - 07:09 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
"When Carl gets amped up, his emotions become digitised." - Great Sensei Largo
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Posted 06 May 2008 - 07:26 PM
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood it could if a woodchuck could chuck wood 
Where is the Big Dipper?
Where is the Big Dipper?
You've gotta watch out for the beautiful ones
They'll twist your head right off your neck
And laugh about it with their friends
That's just one night for them
They target you with their eyes
And move with their lips
And it pulls you in
They'll twist your head right off your neck
And laugh about it with their friends
That's just one night for them
They target you with their eyes
And move with their lips
And it pulls you in
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Posted 06 May 2008 - 07:31 PM
I'll answer this one on behalf of Goat...in his pants
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Posted 06 May 2008 - 07:36 PM
it is my favorite constellation
You've gotta watch out for the beautiful ones
They'll twist your head right off your neck
And laugh about it with their friends
That's just one night for them
They target you with their eyes
And move with their lips
And it pulls you in
They'll twist your head right off your neck
And laugh about it with their friends
That's just one night for them
They target you with their eyes
And move with their lips
And it pulls you in
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Posted 06 May 2008 - 08:24 PM
QUOTE (Ashe @ May 6 2008, 07:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
will there be IRB radio tonight?
Wait, we have a radio?
QUOTE (Great Sensei Largo @ May 6 2008, 07:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why does the rain in spain rain mainly on the plain?
Mainly the geography and topography of the area encourages such things.
QUOTE (Carl @ May 6 2008, 08:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
QUOTE (sixwhitelies @ May 6 2008, 08:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood it could if a woodchuck could chuck wood
But if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and a woodchuck would chuck would, should a woodchuck chuck wood? Perhaps the question is if a woodchuck would chuck any amount of wood, should a woodchuck chuck as much wood as he would and chould? So a woodchuck chucks as much wood as a woodchuck would (if a woodchuck could) if a woodchuck should chuck wood, so that a wood chuck chucks as much wood as it would and could and should.
QUOTE (sixwhitelies @ May 6 2008, 08:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where is the Big Dipper?
In m-
QUOTE (Ashe @ May 6 2008, 08:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
in his pants
FUCKBALLS
"Baby, looking at you is like looking at a tragic and bloody car wreck: arousing."
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Posted 06 May 2008 - 09:07 PM
Do you prefer a Shiraz or a Merlot?
Or a Cabinet Sav ignog
Or a Cabinet Sav ignog
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