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Magnetism
Started by Koinos, Nov 19 2006 03:25 PM
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Posted 19 November 2006 - 07:49 PM
"Baby, looking at you is like looking at a tragic and bloody car wreck: arousing."
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Posted 19 November 2006 - 07:51 PM
Big words like youronlinetransactionhasbeenrejectedduetoinsufficientfunds.
I get that one all the time.
I get that one all the time.
Edited by Great Sensei Largo, 19 November 2006 - 07:52 PM.
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Posted 19 November 2006 - 07:55 PM
QUOTE(Great Sensei Largo @ Nov 19 2006, 02:31 PM) 
Hey man Im not ignorant, I just suffer from Knowledge Resistance Syndrome (KRS).
Hahaha! *dies of laughter*
Magnets are cool. They say silly things and some make weird noises.
cooool.
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Posted 19 November 2006 - 09:26 PM
Reading the dictionary will help you understand me Kell.
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Posted 20 November 2006 - 12:50 PM
QUOTE(Koinos @ Nov 19 2006, 10:26 PM)
Reading the dictionary will help you understand me Kell.
Specifically, the dictionary you're looking for is "Lord Douchebag's Pretentious Asshat Dictionary."
You should be able to find it at Barnes and Noble right next to books about the Knights Templar.
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Posted 20 November 2006 - 01:32 PM
I'm pretty sure that zach isn't certified to deal with your hemorrhoids. You should really see a doctor about that. Maybe if you got rid of the pain in your ass you'd stop being one.
Zach did nothing to deserve such a hostile response. Yes, we here at IRB tend to have frivolous discussions on sex and drugs (or just crack the jokes for those of us who have no experience in either). However, we do also enjoy a good intelligent discussion.
DISCUSSION
What is there to discuss when all you say is "look at all those cool things magnets do! WOW!"?
so please, get off of your high horse. He's far to doped up to be carrying around your self-righteous ass.
Zach did nothing to deserve such a hostile response. Yes, we here at IRB tend to have frivolous discussions on sex and drugs (or just crack the jokes for those of us who have no experience in either). However, we do also enjoy a good intelligent discussion.
DISCUSSION
What is there to discuss when all you say is "look at all those cool things magnets do! WOW!"?
so please, get off of your high horse. He's far to doped up to be carrying around your self-righteous ass.
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 10:07 AM
who can say no to ice?
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 01:05 PM
QUOTE(Funky Cold Adina @ Nov 21 2006, 10:07 AM)
who can say no to ice?
It obviously isn't February yet.
Bringing knives to gun fights for over 25 years.
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 06:59 PM
I'd like to buy a car that has a "pussy magnet"???
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 01:14 AM
The nurse in Kill Bill Volume 1 had a "Pussy Wagon," don't see why you can't have a pussy magnet.
Though if you spray paint it on the side of an Aston Martin, I may have to kick your ass.
<--Just saw Casino Royale
Though if you spray paint it on the side of an Aston Martin, I may have to kick your ass.
<--Just saw Casino Royale
Bringing knives to gun fights for over 25 years.
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
I reserve the right to say "Don't be a prick," yet be one myself.
"*high whiny bitch voice* Meh meh meh meh, my name is Zach, and I am an asshole!" - Adina
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 11:05 AM
QUOTE(Great Sensei Largo @ Nov 21 2006, 07:59 PM)
I'd like to buy a car that has a "pussy magnet"???
Haha. i saw that movie like two days ago.. there was more penis in that movie than ive seen in my life. Not to mention fat hairy asses...
Are there female leprechauns?
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 03:59 PM
Tooooo much for me, meh the rest of it was gold though.
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Posted 27 November 2006 - 07:08 PM
I havnt laughed so hard in ages!!
How could anyone, ever, call you people stupid?
You IRB'ers are all fantastic
How could anyone, ever, call you people stupid?
You IRB'ers are all fantastic
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 07:49 PM
i eh like you...high five.
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Posted 21 January 2007 - 01:23 PM
was that a good TOM!? or a bad TOM?!
The best part of believe is the lie.
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Posted 21 January 2007 - 02:21 PM
nu uh! i'm lougans favorite!!!!!!!!
The best part of believe is the lie.
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