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[The One]

http://www.venganza.org/

a piece from the book of the flying spaghetti monster...

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.



I believe this should be the thing that sets pirates apart from Ninjas.  HERE is scientific evidence that the shrinking number of pirates MUST be the cause of global warming.  Its an inverse relationship.  Its RIGHT THERE.   we need more pirates.

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i will take my results to the institute of sceince london AT ONCE

[The One]

We have to save the world!

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and then pillage the institute of science!

[kahla]

truly guys, the weight of the world is on our shoulders.

[The One]

You must save face and keep the world a happy place.

Where we can eat,
Where we can drink,
OCCAISIONALLY rape and pillage. (We deserve some booty right?)

[Maren]

Pillage!  Pillage!

Drinking comes first though.  Pass me a drink!

[kahla]

oooh drinking.  a drunk pirate is a happy pirate.

[Maren]

and then drink some more.  

[kahla]

drink, booty, drink again.  we pre-game pirating.