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[emaline]

You get an annoying Cingular commercial


I put my cat in the vending machine...

[Carl]

You get cat scratch fever.

I put Largo's walrus in the vending machine....

[Maxx]

You get a big meatball.

I put a printer in the vending machine.

[kerri]

You get a "PC Load Letter" error.


I put a black Sharpie into the vending machine......

[Coder_90]

You got a  "Get high maker"

I put my D$#k in a vending machine

[guttergirl]

and people fought over who got it.



I put a hot dog in the vending machine...

[Carl]

You got Colonel Mustard.

I put an obscure board game reference into the vending machine...

[Samurai_Goat]

You get a Clue! As to what the board game reference is. That being Clue. Really, that's obscure? There's a Simpson version of the game, how can it be obscure? I mean, bravo, I like the connection there, really I do. But still, if people haven't heard of the Best Board Game of All Time, except for Clue 2, then things have gone very, very wrong. Oh, and before any of you even suggest it, Monopoly is a boring money counting game, and Scrabble just turns into a dirty word smorgasborg. Though, Public Assistance is pretty good. It's this game based on welfare. You do your best to avoid getting a job, you have illigetimate children for extra cash, such as that. It's a really neat game, but it's very not PC and pretty rare to find these days. I mean, I've literally seen one my entire life, and that's the one my parents had. They were discontinued, I think. The board game, not my parents. Trust me, they're continuing. Loudly. I had to shuffle the dogs off into another room, 'cause they kept barking at them. I've been stuck here listening to music for -way- too long, because dammit, I want to be sure that they're done. My parents, I mean, not the dogs. They're spayed. I mean, the dogs are. Well, I don't know, my parents might be. I'm not going to ask them, though, that would be weird. "Hi, mom, got your tubes tied yet?!" That would seem like I'm suggesting something, which would be rather rude. Not that I'm one to hold onto being proper and such, because I certainly have my moments. But, the main point is, Clue is awesome, and I always played as Colonel Mustard. Because I liked Mustard -way- too much when I was a kid. Now I'm more of a garlic and parmesian cheese kinda guy.

I put One, Two, Three bats! Ah ah ah! into the vending machine.

[Carl]

You get another of your long rants.

I put a glass into the vending machine...

[Funky Cold Adina]

you get a martini, shaken not stirred

I put a secret agent in the vending machine ...

[Carl]

You get shoelaces.

I put a hobo into the vending machine...

[Funky Cold Adina]

you get a case of mountain dew

I put a towel in the vending machine ...

[Carl]

You get a 1-UP.

I put a Gameboy into the vending machine...

[guttergirl]

You get Peach

I put my attitude in the vending machine.........

[JoDoesn'tHave3Letters]

you get a readjusted attitude.

i put my last three cigarettes in the vending machine