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[Keith]

You get Gene Simmons


I put a beer in the vending machine..

[Carl]

You get Hello Kitty.

I put a pirate into the vending machine.

[Keith]

you get an eye patch, six four-sided dice, a large pirate flag, a peg leg, two parrots, and a can of orange juice.


I put a vending machine into a vending machine.. then I put that vending machine into the vending machine.

[Carl]

You get the deed to the Vendor of Vending Machines of Vending Machines factory.

I put a radio into the vending machine.

[kerri]

You get The Dixie Chicks ('cause no one else wants them)

I put a monitor into the vending machine.....

[Keith]

you get a pair of crusty tube socks the janitor "found"

I put a ferret into the vending machine

[Keith]

you get nothing

I put annie in the vending machine

[Ink]

you get hawt sex in a bottle

I put a crumbled dollar bill in the vending machine

[guttergirl]

You get crumbs.




I put an alligator in the vending machine. (don't ask where I got it from).....

[kerri]

You get alligator-skinned boots.  Prada even.

I put some duct tape in the vending machine.....

[Carl]

You get a spaceship.

I put a bottle of Fanta in the vending machine...

[Keith]

you get a slap in the face for having fanta

I put my broke ass car in the vending machine

[Carl]

You get a slap in the face for having an ass car.

I put repetition into the vending machine....

[Carl]

You get a condom.

I put sareuh's epilectic jaws avatar into the vending machine..

[Samurai_Goat]

You get her bloody tampon.

I put a pint of tears extracted from a child into the vending machine...

[Ink]

you get a nike shoe


i put $14.78 into the vending machine

[student]

you get 20bucks

i put my talk too much sister's cell phone in the vending machine