so earlier today I got some crackers out of a vending machine in our shop. I ate them up thinking they were cream cheese and chives on wheat, which are fucking bomb, but they didn't taste quite right. I checked the package, and they were CHEDDAR CHEESE on wheat, and they expired two months ago. Fucking lazy bitches can't get rid of our stales, I felt sick earlier too. Anyways. I went online and was browsing for what happens when you eat expired crackers, and found a place that had a neat forum game. Just pretend you are putting -something- into a vending machine, and the next person tells you what you get out, and then they put something into the vending machine. I'll start with coins, but if you want to use monopoly money or frogs, so be it.
like:
I put some coins in the vending machine...
(next person)
You get a fluffy bunny!
I put some coins in the vending machine.
(next person)
You get a dancing robot!
I put my socks in the vending mach......
you get the picture
DO IT! DO IT NOW!
I put some coins in the vending machine...
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Vending machine!
Started by Keith, May 25 2006 09:57 AM
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 09:57 AM
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satANNE: yeah my name is going to be Anne Fry
satANNE: We're going to name our children Curly, Steak, and Waffle.
satANNE: yeah my name is going to be Anne Fry
satANNE: We're going to name our children Curly, Steak, and Waffle.
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 10:58 AM
You get a google ad!
I put some coins in the vending machine...
I put some coins in the vending machine...
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 12:23 PM
You get six garden gnomes!
I put some M&Ms into the vending machine..
I put some M&Ms into the vending machine..
IRB Noodle Champ of the Year 2005
satANNE: yeah my name is going to be Anne Fry
satANNE: We're going to name our children Curly, Steak, and Waffle.
satANNE: yeah my name is going to be Anne Fry
satANNE: We're going to name our children Curly, Steak, and Waffle.
QUOTE (Lougan @ Sep 5 2006, 09:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
IRB is not responsible for 2nd degree murder commited by members of its website. All 2nd degree murders are wholy owned by the member who committed it.
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 12:41 PM
You get a dancing turtle
I put ten seashells into the vending machine....
I put ten seashells into the vending machine....
The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson
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Mondays officially blow - plumb crazy
I have PMS and ESP. That makes me a bitch who knows everything
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 01:03 PM
you get ten seashells! yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
i put 4 cats in the vending machine
i put 4 cats in the vending machine
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 01:26 PM
you get rusty nails
I put my hand in the vending machine
I put my hand in the vending machine
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 01:31 PM
you get nothing but a bloody nub
I put my job in the vending machine..
I put my job in the vending machine..
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satANNE: yeah my name is going to be Anne Fry
satANNE: We're going to name our children Curly, Steak, and Waffle.
satANNE: yeah my name is going to be Anne Fry
satANNE: We're going to name our children Curly, Steak, and Waffle.
QUOTE (Lougan @ Sep 5 2006, 09:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
IRB is not responsible for 2nd degree murder commited by members of its website. All 2nd degree murders are wholy owned by the member who committed it.
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 02:19 PM
you get a pink slip
i put my pc into the vending machine
i put my pc into the vending machine
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 02:45 PM
you get a mac
i put lougan in the vending machine
i put lougan in the vending machine
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 03:48 PM
You get three internet forums!
I put Mario in the vending machine
I put Mario in the vending machine
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 05:12 PM
you get princess peach
i put a can of coke into the vending machine
i put a can of coke into the vending machine
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 05:21 PM
the vending machine gives you a bag of coke....
I put a kitten into the vending machine
I put a kitten into the vending machine
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 05:38 PM
u get a puppy
i put my dad in the vending machine
i put my dad in the vending machine
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 07:11 PM
You get grey hair.
I put a metroid into the vending machine.
I put a metroid into the vending machine.
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 07:31 PM
you get a cup of barbecue sauce.
i put a chalupa in the vending machine..
i put a chalupa in the vending machine..
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 07:36 PM
You get a weiner dog.
I put Silent Bob into the vending machine.
I put Silent Bob into the vending machine.
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 07:53 PM
QUOTE(Factory Ink @ May 25 2006, 04:21 PM) 
the vending machine gives you a bag of coke....
I put a kitten into the vending machine
that's good
you get toad
i put a can of pepsi in the vending machine
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 08:01 PM
You get Mountain Dew.
I put a mouse in the vending machine
I put a mouse in the vending machine
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 11:23 PM
you get a screaming girl 
i put a dead frog in the vending machine
i put a dead frog in the vending machine
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Posted 26 May 2006 - 12:25 AM
You get an erection. Pervert. Seriously, what's wrong with you?
I put my tongue in the vending machine.
I put my tongue in the vending machine.
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