Yes... surprisingly enough, there is a direct connection between the hot borg (and only good character) on Star Trek Voyager. Turns out, in 2004 the hot borg had a senate hopeful husband. This senate hopeful husband (Jack Ryan) was the Republicans best hope for taking on a certain states empty senate seat.
Well, Mrs Borg decided she needed to divorce this husband for personal reasons. But during the custody battle, the public ends up finding out that Senate Hopeful Ryan... took hot borg to hot clubs hoping to have hot sex in public. hrmmm... not such a republican thing to do.
Well Mr. Ryan had to drop out of the race. And the GOP had to scramble to find a candidate. That candidate lost in a landslide 24% to 70%. Who would have thought that the Republicans could have lost so badly to an unknown guy... by the name of Barack Obama?
hrmmm... interesting eh? Whats most interesting, Obama said publicly that the papers should not be used against his opponent. Dude was all about change from the start.
No there won't be dancing monkeys. There is a 64.347% chance of a drunk Lougan however. Normally its a 100% chance... but wow I got hammered last night. For no real particular reason at all. Whew. It was crazy.
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